Do you still have your period?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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