Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
my poor anus
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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