508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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