i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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