are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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