Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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