Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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