Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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