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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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