I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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