Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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