She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
i out mim tonsoeep
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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