how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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