You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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