If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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