Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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