when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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