yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dick very happy bro
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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