I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
