it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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