I think my vagina is haunted
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The air was thick with penises
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
