My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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