I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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