Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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