so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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