So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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