It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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