Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she looked like the before picture.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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