Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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