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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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