my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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