help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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