Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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