so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
this just has baby written all over it
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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