just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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