So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
