Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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