Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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