i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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