Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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