oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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