So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
birth control should be required to get into college
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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