talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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