marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
BRING THE BAGELS
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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