the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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