new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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