We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
As shirtless as possible
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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