How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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