i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm just crazy horny about you
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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