I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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