Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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