Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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