when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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